Saturday, August 26, 2006

Anti Taxi-Lou sentiments


We have seen a sharp rise of anti-Taxi-lou sentiments among roadusers these days....i wonder if the quality of these drivers is declining...sad ....and here's a
rendition of the stand-off between a taxi-lou and MCF members doing their detailing DIY hahaha

The Killer lampost...

"Dumb" posted in MCF : Like to share my experience. I had been parking my car at the same spot year in and year out under a lamp post. It's bright and I could see my car from my kitchen windows. No bird **** and no tree leaves except night dew. Though the car was washed regularly and well taken care, the paint work on the roof of the car started to fade after the 4th year. Gathered it must be the lamp post and the night dew.

"Air Charger" The fight is on!



Drop the technicalities ...you can get them anywhere from the web ...just google it ...but personally i have tried the E68 and Ecotek ...nothing impressive and nothing lasting soon your Ecu will bring your car back to reality ..two weeks tops. I have had a buddy bolt on an RMK and after a month he said KNN

Banned

Getzbully

Friday, August 25, 2006

BUI TUT TUT


What's with gals and being fat? it's so obvious that when you see some chicks who are clearly fat to take certain angles for a shot. they tend to take a photo at an angle or using their arm to cover their flabby flabs... i think it's ok being fat ...it's well sometimes unsightly and unhealthy but sure beats fatties who pretends to be hotties...cmon ..who can't see em flabs ...no matter how u hide or doctor your pics and compose your image ...when we see you we see YOU and your flabs ...being fat is cool pretending not to be fat is dumb.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Living in denial.

Some forummers mentioned that I am “like” a “small kid” and that I am living in denial and here’s what he wrote:

“like a small kid shooting something down just because of one black sheep. Getz what I mean? (Pun intended)”

Wow and he got smarter along the way with a nice pun ….

No let me clarify this. I am shooting down gets not because of one black sheep …I am shooting down at those black sheep…why people just don’t get it ? It is interesting to note that when I say that people with ego complexes tends to be very protective and sensitive to any hint of insult or attack. This is a natural reaction that has been inherited by our first ancestors way way back… let’s look at our human Phylogeny and let’s stop at Homo erectus 1.6 million years back is not too far back … they lived in groups (say up to 100) and any groups that has KNOWN vulnerability will tend to be very protective because they know they’ve got all to loose…a gust of wind may set off a full defensive formation and in today’s context a light toot at a Getz will set off a bee accelerating like crazy (although we all know what the max speed and max torque is) The point is you don’t really see comments like “who says EVO cannot make it?! I’ll prove it to you with exhaustive explanation and possibly jio you to a race” now reason is simple …you don’t need to prove something known no one will get any satisfaction out of that … hell do we see many Getz driver go all the way into ….”power to weight ratio” “pulleys” “Cams” “turbocharged” all this for an opportunity to prove that Getz can make it (and the term can make it is relative). Trying to rebut or substantiate that a vehicle “Can Make It” only serves to admit that the person already know Getz Cannot make it hence the need and want to Prove ….you see what I am saying here ? Ha Ha Ha

TOFU Wannabe

BrokeBack Mountain

Voltage Stabilizer

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tailpipe condom

Yes you heard me right. A "Torn tailpipe condom" you've seen one I'm sure ...you'd probably have one. Ever seen some guy who has absolutely no sense watsoever in the fine art of vehicular asthetics?

Now it should start something like this...a dude who knows little why exhaust tailpipe was there in the first place believed bigger = better ...same when one was to apply it to the male anatomy. So that dude just got his new ride ...feels shiok...go ahead and visit some car accessories shop... sees a "Bolt on Tailpipe" and pays for it ....went home and bolts that darn thing onto his tailpipe ...everything looks great and he may even take some pictures to post in some car forum and calling it ..."my humble ride just got a new exhaust" and gets flamed along the way. As weeks pass by due to vibration we will see a "torn tailpipe condom" effect ...

Now that's some interesting crap...we've also seen some really funny tailpipe antics ...and the next candidate I call ... the tailpipe EDF or tailpipe erectile dysfunction. This is where the dude purchased a bolt-on tailpipe and forgot that his stock tailpipe is pointing downwards but heck! He had already got the bolt-on..and goes ahead and bolt it on...that's when we see the tailpipe EDF.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

B E E T C H



So why do you bitch? Come clean with me …everybody bitches …some more than others but obviously girls bitch more than guys. How many times were you guilty of complaining that your job is boring and it’s not putting the right type of food on your table…you want to switch job but then you don’t think anyone would pay you as high as your current job? So you drag yourself to work trying to not look at the hour hand on your watch hoping time would really fly so that you can pack your bags say goodbye and go home. And when that’s all said and done you repeat the entire routine the next day only longing for the 6th and 7th day of the week where you can take a break? All I can say is Wake The Bloody Hell Up ….. Too many people have been conditioned since young with some freaky Asian culture that in my opinion should be shaved off from our prefrontal cortex forever.

We have been told to be told what to do, we are afraid of anything “uncharted” or “unknown” we want things to be “certain”. The Path Less Traveled will never be a thing for us. We as a whole are too dependant on our Jobs ….if we were to strip down this whole Career crap, I see a job as a “trade” like buying food... Everyday is a new trading day...you go to work …you give …the organization accepts your services and pays you at the end of the month so you can put food on the table. Nothing more than that. So if you are not happy with your job stop bitching about it and find other ways to put food on your table. I hear some dude goes …”oh this is my “Field” I have a degree in Computer science, so I cannot get out of this field” I say bull freaking crap. Working life is like a circle of friends … the are initial hierarchy as a basis from the start, subsequent arrangements of the line of authority depends purely on people to people relationship … so I feel we should not really focus on how many degrees you have, how many major or what class of degree you have but how you deal with people … so my question is …are you really happy with your job? If not why not change? Otherwise just take today and multiply by the number of years till you turn 90 in other words till you kick the damn bucket.

Monday, August 21, 2006

The starting line



I freaking hate bloggers and blogs, so why the heck do I even bother creating one? you may ask. Hell I don’t have the answers to everything and this is not a typical blog in my books. But my friend Isuzu or otherwise known as the Jif- man suggested that this could possibly be a new avenue for me to do some serious suaning. Some of you may be really confused what the deal is but I don’t really care. This is our world, a world of complete idiosyncrasy; where souls have been walled, people killing people, people thinking so highly of themselves that the human nature is lost within the immense neuro- synaptic traffic of useless information.

The younger generation has been pre-conditioned to believe that they are equipped with the tools to handle to world.

Only in a world of deliberate skewing of ideology can it come close to making true sense of the word– LIFE.

It’s here that you will find some really crazy nonsensical [blip] and in our world of cascading knockoffs, sanity is often found where logic has gone for vacation.

This aint some “ I speak for the people”, banned columnist crap nor is this a “I look cute see my pictures” turd-log either … as to what this really is? You decide.

Send in any images of Singapore you find interesting that’s worth skewing ….skew away.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Hong Chia Cheebic


What's with this breed of drivers that makes them so irksome?
Just the other day I was cruising down our state-of-the-art expressway exquisitely laid down with tax payers’ monies.
Things were cool, everybody was driving as usual and we get the regular mix of drivers – the inconsiderate taxi drivers who is somewhere between a hawk and a very hungry hyena, the reckless young drivers in daddy’s executive rides, the posers who drives cars that looks like something else other than what the manufacturer intended it to look like, the “under aged” drivers who drive puny cars like Getz, Picanto and the likes, the dreaded P- platers and one interesting lot would be the Civic drivers …. Most often than not whenever I see a young dude behind the wheel of a 1993 -1999 registered Civic I could almost guarantee a myriad of sound effects… the sound before Vtec and after Vtec is different according to some Civic drivers …it’s this change in “sound” that triggers their adrenalin rush.
I believe if we were to list the types of drivers on our roads it will take pages but then again …why not ….list away!

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Vteck

Friday, August 18, 2006

Thursday, August 17, 2006

0-100 Kmph


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Some people snap at me for telling like it is. They say I am shooting down at other people's ride. Frankly I don’t see what being frank and deliberate insult have in common.

For a start a car is a mere tool, a hardware, an instrument and definitely do not always become an asset in the regulart context.

For example whenever I comment on the fact that Getz suck big time, there are people who jumps and tries to bite at me. But the truth of the matter is that it really SUCK by my standard. And I generally do not go toward commenting on the "Drivers" but heck won't you all agree most (>50%) of Getz drivers drives in a certain way that really put "Wannabes" in the limelight? Psychologically I have more than once stated it is due to the ego ...i shall not go into that - we'll save it for later....